Brendan Gates

Soccer! Or football, if you want to get technical about it. Some call it the beautiful game, and others call it really boring. I’ve decided to become a fan. So what lucky club gets my support?

That’s a tough one. I can’t cheer for Manchester United, since one of my co-workers has claimed them already, and really, that kinda seems like cheering for the Yankees. Another co-worker has Chelsea already too (the two of them like to argue about it during the season). So I’m not going to be a Blue or a Red Devil, but that still leaves a lot of clubs.

Premier League (England): Arsenal and Liverpool. Both are great teams. Liverpool has Fernando Torres, but Arsenal’s majority stakeholder is Missourian Stan Kroenke (though the club is literally racked with debt).

La Liga (Spain): If I put down Man U for being the Yankees, then I can’t very well go with Real Madrid. FC Barcelona is probably my best bet here. Plus, they have a young winger named Lionel Messi that’s scoring goals like crazy.

Bundesliga (Germany): Only one choice here, Bayern Munich. Their stadium may look like somebody stepped on Epcot Center, but it’s still cool.

Serie A (Italy): AC Milan or Juventus are my choices here. I’m leaning towards Juventus because I like the uniforms better. Yes, that’s a totally legit way to make a decision.

I think this is going to take some more research. Suggestions are welcome.